No utility, no roadmap to the moon, no manners. Just a fat grey bird who walked up to a guy on a bench and left with lunch. Hold the coin, keep the attitude.
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Crumb lives outside a train station. He's been kicked, shooed, chased by a toddler and filmed by roughly four hundred tourists. None of it slowed him down.
One Tuesday a man in a suit sat on the bench, unwrapped a sandwich, looked at his phone for three seconds, and it was gone. Not a bite. The whole thing. Crumb flew to the clock tower and ate it in front of everyone.
That clip is where the coin comes from. The bird didn't ask. Neither do we.
Most of it goes straight into the pool. The rest is written down here so nobody has to guess.
Paired on Uniswap at launch. LP locked, keys thrown in the canal.
Meme contests, raids, and whoever makes the best Crumb edit each week.
Held for exchange listings. Untouched until one actually happens.
Vested over six months. Public wallet, check it any time.
MetaMask, Rabby or any EVM wallet. Add Robinhood Chain (chain ID 4663).
Bridge ETH over to Robinhood Chain. It pays for gas and for the bird.
Paste the $CRUMB contract address from the top of this page. Only that one.
Swap ETH for $CRUMB. Post your bag on X with a pigeon noise.
Tap him. He will not say thank you.
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